Danger Bunny's Screen Caps - The Bachelor, October 27, 2004

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"I got a vibe from the other woman that they don't like me and it's hard for me to understand why because I'm incapable of rational thought".
"Jayne, were you mad at me?"
"Mary, don't poke the beast".

"Today I wanted to spend time with Chereese because she's about the only woman who hasn't gone psycho yet".
"I'm taking off my socks, that's a hint that I want a foot rub".
"I'm a guy, we don't get hints".
"Rub my feet, Fish-Boy!"

"She was upset and I think you were a gentleman to go out and try to comfort her".
"That's not why I left".
"Then why did you leave?"
"I was scared for my life".
"Cheresse has wisdom and maturity. She's pretty solid".

OK, wisdom and maturity are both positive, but what woman want's to be called solid? And what's up with that shirt? It looks like part of a really lame Star Trek costume.

"Are we going to be brushing our teeth on the date? Maybe I should get my toothbrush".
"That would be a good idea".
"Maybe I should brush them now".
"That would be a very good idea".
"Byron already knows I have a quirky side, but I need to let him know that I have a mind, that I'm intelligent, smart, deep, thoughtful, redundant".

Oh, she is so gone.

"Hey! No driving on the lawn you #$@%#$@#$!!!"
"Cyndi and I arrived at the picnic spot which looked like a park but it was really someone's backyard. It was really beautiful and everything was going great until the owners came home, there were words exchanged, the owners called the cops and then things really started getting out of hand".

"Just so you know, Cyndi is getting more invested".
"So is Byron".

RANT: Stop talking about yourselves in the third person! It makes you look really stupid! Even my four year-old cousin don't talk that way anymore!
"Oh wow, look"
"Did you see that?"
"Dolphins, did you see that?"
"Look, there's a whole school of them".

I don't know which is sadder, that they freaked out because they saw dolphins in, of all places, the ocean or that they think dolphins are fish -- it's not a school of dolphins it's a pod of dolphins.

"I don't think Byron and Cyndi really connect. Of course I've felt that we were soul-mates since the first second I saw him so you know my judgment is suspect. She's fun loving, beautiful, nice, kind, sweet, friendly, and has a great body -- what guy wants all that?"
"I don't think she's any threat, *cough* *cough* * hack*".
"What's wrong?"
"I choked on my own words".

"How was your date?"
"It was great but I don't want to make you guys jealous because I know most of you are heavily armed".
"When I found the the invitation and presents I was really hoping they were for me".

My sarcastic side has to ask, "who hopes that presents aren't for them"?

"When Byron picked Mary to go out with, I was furious. I'm not sure why he didn't pick me".

I Do! It's because you're psycho!
"We had dinner in a hotel room because ABC is too cheap to rent out restaurants this year".

"When you got married did you think this is the one? What I mean is, if we get married are you going to want a prenup?"
"After dinner the producer told us that there hadn't been a bikini shot in the last three minutes so according to our contracts we had to hit the hot tub".

"Oh my gosh you are really... ummm. This is hot!"
"Byron invited me on a date and I'm so excited I could almost smile".

"Everyone wants more time with Byron and they are getting frustrated. They just don't understand that we're soul-mates and any time they get with him is a waste of time".
"The girls were all talking about me but I didn't care because I'm so excited about my date".

If that's Jayne excited, I'd hate to see Jayne depressed.

"Thirty minutes of riding lessons and it looks like I know what I'm doing".
"Byron and I definitely need this date, after my performance last week I need to convince him that I'm not incredibly needy and unstable".

"You and I see to be having a tough time relaxing and getting to know one another".
"That's because I'm afraid of you".
"Growing up we weren't a huggy-kissy family".
"Are you a huggy-kissy girlfriend?"
"That's something I need to work on".
"What does that mean?"
"You'll get sex twice a year and if you're lucky a kiss on your birthday".

"It was good to hear Jayne admit that she's an unfeeling psycho-bitch from hell. It's going to make the next Rose Ceremony that much easier".
"When Jayne was yelling at me she looked possessed. But then I realised that no self-respecting deamon would be that nasty".

"Coming up on The Bachelor. We use up most of the 380 tons of high-explosives we found at Al Qaqaa in the most explosive Rose Ceremony yet!"
"When Jayne left I really thought she was going to do something to herself. I was really scared so I asked the girls to help me look for her".

OK, I'm not buying any of this. She's not going to do anything to herself when she's got a camera crew with her. The production people aren't going to let her do anything to anyone else. Then they all run around in their jammies and don't look in the most likely place for her to be, Byron's pool house. This was lame, even for ABC.

"I know Jayne wanted to stay but she's not the only psycho in the house and I don't want to find Sabrina boiled in a pot".
"In reality there is only going to be one girl at the end *under her breath* and that's going to be me".
"I know but how am I going to get up tomorrow?"
"I don't know, I don't understand how you were able to get up today".

"Not one opinion I have of you is based on anyone else's opinion. I think you're a psycho based on my own observations and experiences".
"Do you think that's what he wants to talk to me about? The Jayne incident?"
"No sweetheart. Get over yourself".

"How's everything at the house, hows the drama?"
"Drama? There's no drama. No drama. There's no drama. No, no drama".
"I'm not just a Goodtime Girl".

Hang on, check me on this but doesn't Goodtime Girl mean prostitute? Is she saying she's not just a prostitute?

Oops, someone isn't following stage directions.
There is definitely something going on between these two, ABC likes to hide the romance to keep the suspense alive, but I'm pretty sure I've let it out of the bag.

"Traditionally after this rose ceremony the Bachelor goes to the remaining four Bachelorette's homes to meet their families. But flying the film crew all over the place is really expensive so this time the remaining Bacheleorettes will instead be sent on fantasy dates that are close enough to drive to".
"Ladies, Byron, this may or may not be the final rose tonight".
"Dude! Stop messing with my mind".

"Yee haw, the psycho's gone!".

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Will one of the eight remaining women freak out and kill Fish-Boy? Find out tonight on, The Bachelor!
"I got a vibe from the other woman that they don't like me and it's hard for me to understand why because I'm incapable of rational thought".	"Jayne, were you mad at me?" "Mary, don't poke the beast".
"Today I wanted to spend time with Chereese because she's about the only woman who hasn't gone psycho yet".	"I'm taking off my socks, that's a hint that I want a foot rub". "I'm a guy, we don't get hints". "Rub my feet, Fish-Boy!"
"She was upset and I think you were a gentleman to go out and try to comfort her". "That's not why I left". "Then why did you leave?" "I was scared for my life".	"Cheresse has wisdom and maturity. She's pretty solid". OK, wisdom and maturity are both positive, but what woman want's to be called solid? And what's up with that shirt? It looks like part of a really lame Star Trek costume.
"Are we going to be brushing our teeth on the date? Maybe I should get my toothbrush". "That would be a good idea". "Maybe I should brush them now". "That would be a very good idea".	"Byron already knows I have a quirky side, but I need to let him know that I have a mind, that I'm intelligent, smart, deep, thoughtful, redundant". Oh, she is so gone.
"Hey! No driving on the lawn you #$@%#$@#$!!!"	"Cyndi and I arrived at the picnic spot which looked like a park but it was really someone's backyard. It was really beautiful and everything was going great until the owners came home, there were words exchanged, the owners called the cops and then things really started getting out of hand".
"Just so you know, Cyndi is getting more invested". "So is Byron". RANT: Stop talking about yourselves in the third person! It makes you look really stupid! Even my four year-old cousin don't talk that way anymore!	"Oh wow, look" "Did you see that?" "Dolphins, did you see that?" "Look, there's a whole school of them". I don't know which is sadder, that they freaked out because they saw dolphins in, of all places, the ocean or that they think dolphins are fish -- it's not a school of dolphins it's a pod of dolphins.
"I don't think Byron and Cyndi really connect. Of course I've felt that we were soul-mates since the first second I saw him so you know my judgment is suspect. She's fun loving, beautiful, nice, kind, sweet, friendly, and has a great body -- what guy wants all that?"	"I don't think she's any threat, cough cough * hack*". "What's wrong?" "I choked on my own words".
"How was your date?" "It was great but I don't want to make you guys jealous because I know most of you are heavily armed".	"When I found the the invitation and presents I was really hoping they were for me". My sarcastic side has to ask, "who hopes that presents aren't for them"?
"When Byron picked Mary to go out with, I was furious. I'm not sure why he didn't pick me". I Do! It's because you're psycho!	"We had dinner in a hotel room because ABC is too cheap to rent out restaurants this year".
"When you got married did you think this is the one? What I mean is, if we get married are you going to want a prenup?"	"After dinner the producer told us that there hadn't been a bikini shot in the last three minutes so according to our contracts we had to hit the hot tub".
"Oh my gosh you are really... ummm. This is hot!"	"Byron invited me on a date and I'm so excited I could almost smile".
"Everyone wants more time with Byron and they are getting frustrated. They just don't understand that we're soul-mates and any time they get with him is a waste of time".	"The girls were all talking about me but I didn't care because I'm so excited about my date". If that's Jayne excited, I'd hate to see Jayne depressed.
"Thirty minutes of riding lessons and it looks like I know what I'm doing".	"Byron and I definitely need this date, after my performance last week I need to convince him that I'm not incredibly needy and unstable".
"You and I see to be having a tough time relaxing and getting to know one another". "That's because I'm afraid of you".	"Growing up we weren't a huggy-kissy family". "Are you a huggy-kissy girlfriend?" "That's something I need to work on". "What does that mean?" "You'll get sex twice a year and if you're lucky a kiss on your birthday".
"It was good to hear Jayne admit that she's an unfeeling psycho-bitch from hell. It's going to make the next Rose Ceremony that much easier".	"When Jayne was yelling at me she looked possessed. But then I realised that no self-respecting deamon would be that nasty".
"Coming up on The Bachelor. We use up most of the 380 tons of high-explosives we found at Al Qaqaa in the most explosive Rose Ceremony yet!"	"When Jayne left I really thought she was going to do something to herself. I was really scared so I asked the girls to help me look for her". OK, I'm not buying any of this. She's not going to do anything to herself when she's got a camera crew with her. The production people aren't going to let her do anything to anyone else. Then they all run around in their jammies and don't look in the most likely place for her to be, Byron's pool house. This was lame, even for ABC.
"I know Jayne wanted to stay but she's not the only psycho in the house and I don't want to find Sabrina boiled in a pot".	"In reality there is only going to be one girl at the end under her breath and that's going to be me". "I know but how am I going to get up tomorrow?" "I don't know, I don't understand how you were able to get up today".
"Not one opinion I have of you is based on anyone else's opinion. I think you're a psycho based on my own observations and experiences".	"Do you think that's what he wants to talk to me about? The Jayne incident?" "No sweetheart. Get over yourself".
"How's everything at the house, hows the drama?" "Drama? There's no drama. No drama. There's no drama. No, no drama".	"I'm not just a Goodtime Girl". Hang on, check me on this but doesn't Goodtime Girl mean prostitute? Is she saying she's not just a prostitute?
Oops, someone isn't following stage directions.	There is definitely something going on between these two, ABC likes to hide the romance to keep the suspense alive, but I'm pretty sure I've let it out of the bag.
"Traditionally after this rose ceremony the Bachelor goes to the remaining four Bachelorette's homes to meet their families. But flying the film crew all over the place is really expensive so this time the remaining Bacheleorettes will instead be sent on fantasy dates that are close enough to drive to".	"Ladies, Byron, this may or may not be the final rose tonight". "Dude! Stop messing with my mind".
"Yee haw, the psycho's gone!".